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August 04, 2008 4:12AM

So somehow you've made it here? In case you cannot tell this is a parody website involving "Conglomo" of Rocko's Modern life fame. I can't believe I got this website up in one day when I've been planing a Rocko's Modern life website for years with hardly any progress. When the Rocko's modern life general information and fun stuff website is up, I shall inform the masses. Until then, enjoy this little bit of Rocko-dork fun and check back for updates as I will be adding more to this website. Take a look at Joemurraystudio.com, it's awesome and will fulfill your Rocko/Lazlo/Fish head/Sexyness needs. Yes.
5:10AM
O.K...just uploaded this website. Cannot believe it took me that long to straighten out some glitches..cannot..see..straight...cannot...go...on...The "Environment" and "Products" pages will be added tomorrow.