Frustration. This occurs when you try to teach and raise your children the way all those fancy textbooks and online guides say you should. FACT: DON'T DO THAT! You see, the foundations of effective learning lie in two simple words- "REVERSE", and "INSPIRATION". Most people think young people need to be INSPIRED. That is not true. You need to DISCOURAGE your children! All famous people and great leaders had a childhood filled with abuse. Abuse creates the pathway to greatness. If you think an important historical figure wasn't abuse-- you're wrong, because they all were. If they say they weren't they're lying. Follow the simple and effective guidelines below to help your child become the next famous celebrity, successful businessman or woman, or a successful military dictator that will bring famine and destruction to the entire planet.     A beating a day keeps the temptation away Every day that goes by without a beating, your son or daughter is plotting ways to overthrow your authority. Children need daily thrashings to aspire to greatness and to keep them in line. You know all those little 12-year-old crack whores on the news and on Maury who shake their moneymakers and perform fellatio for just one hit? They didn't get beatings daily. Here are some tips on how to give effective daily beatings. There are no mistakes- Did your 5-year-old spill a glass of juice? Break some minor insignificant thing that you could have broken just as easily? Normal people don't make mistakes. Mistakes are none existent and only the weaklings make these lapses of reality. Remind them with a beating. Everything is their fault- Did you have a bad day at the office? Was traffic deplorable? Blame your child! And take it out on your child physically. Do this to relieve your stress so you can live a longer, happier life. The longer you live, the longer you'll be able to see the success beating your children has bought to them. Be creative- Spice things up a little! Find new things to punish them for! You have to keep them on their toes, so every day you should study their habits and punish them for continuing their daily routine. For instance, if it annoys you that they open and close their door often while they head from room to room, beat them.     Emotional "Abuse" isn't really abuse Children need to be discouraged daily. If your child has hopes built up to the stratosphere that only leaves room for failure. Tell your children the truth, but also exaggerate it to make it seem worse than it really is. For instance, if your child is a straight A student, tell them they're worthless and stupid regardless for not being skipped up a great or being in college already. If your child shows talent in a particular area insult them as they try to develop the talent as much as possible. This will eventually lead them to become successful in the subject. Remember, INSULT your child DAILY! It is as important as beatings!     Teach them the bad parts of life only Parents and Teachers in this day and age only like to encourage their students and ignore that life is short and the world is a cold, desolate place without kindness of affection. Optomists are failures. Always teach children with a pessimistic outlook. Exaggerate the negative aspects of a subject if you must. Some people consider this lying, but is it lying with advertisements the advocate against drugs, alcohol, or cigarettes greatly exaggerate their statistics and figures to help people? No. Lying is okay when it helps people, even GOD knows that! :)     Your word is law As a parent, you are always right. Nothing your child can say will ever disprove you. Don't let them be the boss of you. DISCOURAGE THEM! INSULT THEM! BEAT THEM! Beat and discourage them for NO logical reason!! This is how you Turn your child into a productive member of society! Contact Me