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Because I am currently out of a job and I really have nothing better to do, here's Leon's uniform with description, pictures, and commentary. This section is for comedy people. Laugh!
Let's travel back down again. Here we are at the debatable white boots. They look like they zip up in the front and they have a very slight heel in the back. They don't look too comfortable. During game play they look like sneakers. And in the beginning FMV, when the zombie gropes on Leon's ankle, we get a nice view of Leon's VERY BLACK shiny shoes- like the one's cops are SUPPOSED to wear.
 Accessories. If you've got it - flaunt it, baby. Leon wears black gloves (exciting!) and elbow pads! Those elbow pads look like something you had to wear to roller blade back in the 90's or something. I guess you could also call that stupid useless belt on his thy an accessory too, it has no purpose that I can see. Leon's uniform looks really uncomfortable, heavy, and hot as a motherfucker! I'm glad I don't have to wear shit like that to work…oy! Can you imagine what that boy had to go through to get all that shit on? And then wearing that everyday would be a serious pain as well. I'd just go to sleep wearing the bitch so when I woke up I wouldn't have to put it on again. And besides, have you ever seen any officer in the whole wide world wear something that fucking complicated?! |
The sign of youth, the sign of a rookie, made obvious by Leon's tiny waist. He FITS into his uniform, and there's no huge lard donut gut flying out of it. I don't know what the little gray belt is for, I
thought the pants and shirt were all one suit because they look identical, but maybe they really are pants and a shirt. Are those belt loops I see? Once I thought about the whole belt
thing, and looked into it, ALL the Resident evil 2 characters wear belts, except Sherry. Even hunk and Mr.X wear belts, and they have absolutely no need for them! And tacky
Ada wears her belt over a DRESS. Start a diet of donuts and coffee, and soon you will be so fat you'll have no need for belts Leon! You can't stay skinny forever boy! That's the curse of
being a lawman!
Going down a little bit lower we notice another BELT on Leon's thigh. What is its purpose? Perhaps it serves as a Garter? It could even cover that hole in his pants. He can also unfasten
the belt a little and put an item in the belt, and then refasten it with the item in there. But…that might cut off the circulation to his leg and nothing would suck worse than your leg falling
asleep while you run from zombies. The belt is also running across a pocket. To prevent the pocket from being opened? The baby belt. Why are you there?
And while we're down low we also notice that Leon is not very well endowed at all. It's not too obvious in this image. But during game play the slacks are tighter at the crotch area, and
NOTHING is there. I know I seem like a pervert, but they animate girl's cleavage and things like that during regular game play, but not a realistic sized area for the man's
penis. Hell, I was playing this one fighting game on playstaion, and the girls had these HUGE boobs that would bounce up and down. In the options it
said: breast movement- on or off. Why not make a guy's huge dick move around or something? But enough complaining.
Do notice another crime about the
crotch. There's no ZIPPER! Fuck! What if he has to pee really bad and it's an emergency? He'd have to undo the belt buckle and pull the pants down! Instead of a quick *Zip!*. No
zipper just takes away from the pleasures of having a penis, being a man, and being able to pee any-how any-where. Sometimes I wish I had a penis, you guys are so lucky! Eeh...I
really am fine with a vagina though. I love being a girl, don't get me wrong. But let us stop with the talk of privates, and move on to the...
Baby got back! Ooh yeh! Well, not really. (White boys never do...j/k!) But he has some pockets there. Those pants are so tight; anything he sticks in those pockets would have to be
really thin. One time I put a tube of lipgloss in my back pocket while I was at work, and when I sat down to change a price on the floor, AIE! SHIT! It hurt. However, that has nothing to
do with Leon. Or his spiffy pockets that not much could fit inside of.
Now let's stop being perverts and take a look at his CHEST. There's some (hopefully light weight for Leon's sake) armor attached to the dark navy blue shirt across the chest,
shoulders, and on the sleeves. They look as if they are attached with thumbtacks, nails, or screws. (in some pictures, anyways) But I'm sure that's not the case. Then you'd have to
unscrew the armor to wash it everyday! Who knows how the armor is on there. But it seems unfair that the rookie uniform has armor while the other police uniforms don't. But oh well, it
makes Leon a little luckier anyways, he gets a little extra protection and the other officers didn't! HAHA!
Looks like Leon is wearing a long sleeved white shirt underneath that dark blue armor shit thing. Or maybe that shirt is actually attached to the uniform. And there's a weird little
something black and tight under the neck part. It looks like he's wearing a turtleneck under the dark blue shirt with armor "screwed" on…or something.
