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1. Content is the most important part of website. Not graphics and flash animations.
2. Your viewers must be able to READ the content. Do not use distracting colors that will blind the viewers. Like a neon green background with red text. There's nothing more annoying than having to highlight the text so you can read it.
3. DO NOT CONSTANTLY TYPE IN ALL CAPS YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!
4. Do NoT tYpPE lYkE dIZ eItHeR yOu FaGgOt!!
5. Don't even bother making a website if UR gonna use a fuck load of annoying online slang and acronyms. (Like LOL, you moron! Do not frequently use LOL and LMAO)
6. Everyone makes typos. There's hardly a website without some. But if you write at a third grader level or less, hit the books more you fucking retard! Hit the books and don't even try to pollute the web with your bullshit!
7. Don't be a pseudo intellectual. If you don't know the meaning of a word, don't use it. Don't fit words into your vocabulary that wouldn't have been there before, just so your website reads as if it was written by someone who is smart when it is NOT.
8. A website's content ALWAYS COMES FIRST. Design is secondary.
9. Make sure your website is complete. Do not have a lot of "Coming Soon" sections. Do not put incomplete websites online. Work on them until they are complete.
10. Provide substantial entertainment for your viewers. I don't care if your website is the most informative on the Internet, it needs personality and perhaps humor.
11. If you are not funny, have a friend help you out with that.
12. If you are a loser and do not have friends (highly likely) DO NOT steal other people's original and funny ideas like the loser that you are, but link to their website (or that individual funny page if it's okay with the webmaster) so your viewers can enjoy themselves reading someone else's funny works.
13. DO NOT COPY INFORMATION FROM THE INTSRUCTION BOOKLETS OR GAME GUIDES. WE HAVE THOSE YOU STUPID ASSHOLE FAGGOT. WRITE SOMETHING ORIGINAL OR DON'T WRITE ANYTHING AT ALL YOU PILLOWBITER!
14. Do not look at other resident evil websites to give you influence on how to design your website. Make it how you want to make it.
15. If you cannot make graphics well, then try to get a friend to help you. If you have no friends because you're a loser, stick to making header graphics alone.
16. Do not make annoying collages of graphics that you found through a search engine on the Internet and add your website logo to it. That is beyond tacky.
17. Try to make your website universally compatible with all screen resolutions and browsers. (If you don't know what those two words mean you never will, fry in the darkest pits of hell you stupid fuck). I do not recommend Flash animation and DHTML, although it looks awesome when done correctly. I don't recommend it because many viewers find it annoying because it takes a while to load and doesn't necessarily improve a website.
18. Try not to make your website graphics intensive. They crash computers, give headaches, and they're annoying beyond reason.
19. Less is more. Most people don't realize that. When it comes to making attractive design, less is more. A layout pleases the eye when everything is consistent and there's a unity. If your feeble mind cannot fathom that, find someone who's mind will and pay them to make the websites graphics for you.
20. Be yourself and have fun! Follow these pointers and together we can make the World Wide Web free of annoying Resident Evil websites.
For
the stupid or those in search of humor, then here is someones site.This
is an example of what NOT to do!
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