I own this joint, bitch!

Haha, it's in Spanish! You probably can't read it! Haha!

So you want to learn about your favorite webmistress? Too bad, shithead! No...but really now...Here's a bit about stupid me and my gamerness- pictures included!

First you must click here to see a picture of my friend, "Little Pimp" the playstation. And take a look at the place where all the magic happens.

my pride and joy...HAHA- not!

I'll clean that....later...

Click here to see my Baby Daddy!

The Restoration Project

I love my Demos

I *USED* to have more games/used to play my brother's games. But now this is all that is left.

Now prepare yourself for the uglyness that is me. I warn you. I am very VERY very very very very very very very very ugly. A lot of people have told me I look a lot like Nemasis or all the Resident Evil tyrants combined. In fact, I was supposed to play a tyrant in the resident evil movie but they thought I was too ugly. So...now you may look upon the evil that is me...Just don't say I didn't warn you!

UGLY UGLY me! the flash makes me look pale...
The best shirt in the world.

So, who am I? Okay...I'll give you some stats.

Vanessa Clara Alvarado
Almost out of high school
Half Méxican and Half Puerto Rican
My online name is Bunny
My hoes call me "Van"
My family calls me "na-na"
My favorite hoe in the whole world calls me "V" (I love you, Crews.)
My favorite games are Parasite Eve 1 and Resident Evil 2
My favorite movie is Transformers: the movie, but I love so many!
Nintendo 1, Super Nintendo, Gameboy, and Playstation 1 are pimps and I am their faithful hoe.
I'm hyper, goofy, friendly, bitchy, and always ready to make new friends!

Want to learn more? Go henceforth...

  • Hyperactive- Learn about me here. This website is in desperate need of an update, it's shitty as fuck. But you'll learn lot's about me and my views here.

  • Coming to a store near you-This is my online journal, read about my life. It gets kinda like a soap opera, honest.

  • Conijito.com- my network of websites. Still shit in the works. Am I a slacker? Fuck yeh...But I have lot's of interests and opinions. And I have the capabilites to provide lot's of multimedia. So my domain will grow into something worthwhile....

    In case you can't tell:  it's the nintendo gun! I love mine to pieces!

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