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Dee horra Dear Beloved Man in Uniform Visitors,
Yes, just above you read I referred to you as my beloved visitors. I do this because you are all each a special little candy. Each flavored with sugar. Each being sucked by me. Slowly. But not sexually, in a loving way because I enjoy you all. I have placed this note online because I need something from you. Why else would I suck up to the point that I’m performing fellatio each of you with words alone? Because I’m asking a favor. Yes, each and everyone one of you who has read this message has THE POWER (not different from He-man’s manly ambiguously gay POWER) to support me in my time of need.

I might be running out of the funds to keep this website online. This is where you interject, “But Bunnerz! You work all the time!” Yes, I work in that hellhole retail bitchfuck Sears. But I was recently involved in an accident, and my sweet precious needs repairs. Gasp! I'm so sexy! And every little cent helps me do this. I love to work on this website but it takes my moneys away. (Hosting thus far has cost me 180, plus the additonal costs is equal to 357 not even counting the time is money mantra since it takes time to work on the website...) Woe. But like I previously stated, you have the power to keep the sexyness that is Leon online. By…donating

I hate to beg for donations. I wont hold this website hostage to donations, but if you help me, I’ll help you…by updating! That’s right, if I get 10 bucks in donations I’ll get the Resident Evil four section up faster! And all my other updates! And you want that, don’t you? Yes you do, everyone does because everyone loves my awesome hardcore sexness.

Thank you for reading. I hope you all are fertile and filled with seed to carry your niceness to the next generation.

Happy fucking,

Vanessa Alvarado
President and CEO of…this website…yeh…

If you still want to make a donation but don't have paypal, perhaps we can work something out through e-mail. Thanks for reading!

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