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Basics “Suspension of disbelief” was never more of a problem with this video game. Leon is somehow now highly trusted by the president. He is the sole person he trusts to dispatch to a remote town in Spain to rescue his beloved daughter, Ashley. If you haven’t guessed it yet, the plot is pretty thin here. Playing as Leon in this third person shooter you ruthlessly slash and shoot your way through countless bloodthirsty killers to rescue ungrateful Ashley and run into a few interesting old friends along the way. Opinions Am I famous for anything else other than shooting off my big fat cursing mouth? But I digress. I hate mindless first person shooters. This video game is a mindless first person shooter. This is cruelty, karma for all the many, many, many countless bad things I have done in my life. Regardless of this game being brainless, it was still incredibly fun to play, and I was jumping up and down going nuts with friends cursing and having a grand time of it all. El Largo among other nerdy things had become a running gag with some friends (I was so drunk and laughing so hard I had a tough time with my first encounter with the beast). All in all, this video game is damn fun to play. But if it was not a Resident Evil game and did not have Leon, I would not have played it. This is a step down for Resident evil. A big step down. Resident Evil used to be horror camp in video game format, it was wildly original and wickedly fun. Oh, how the mighty hath fallen. An innocent theory Perhaps the true reason why Leon alone was trusted with the job of bringing back the president daughter… was because the president didn’t want her back at all! Think about it. The most powerful man in the world sending a lone solider to bring back his precious cargo. NOT LIKELY, people. NOT LIKELY. The president hates his daughter (with good reason) and was very excited when she was kidnapped. When he first received notice of her disappearance he wanted to find the man who did it, shake his hand and give him a metal. To save face, he sent one man to bring her back. He probably took one look at Leon’s pretty face and said, “Yeh…the pretty boy wont survive." Unfortunately for him, however, Leon was more competent than he looks. And unforgivable… Ever since the Matrix came out all dull boring derivative action movies squeeze in some slo-mo and bullet time scenes to compensate for the boringness in hopes to emulate the hardcore-awesome that is that movie. This video game tried for the same. Subjecting poor Leon, and poor Resident Evil, to such low, ugly, embarrassing gimmickry is a sin. A sin!

The Changes in Leon Scott Kennedy

Looks Leon is still lean but it looks like he got a little buffer. Obviously years have passed and his face is not disturbingly badly rendered as it was in Resident evil 2, he now looks like the pretty boy he is supposed to look like. He is also not a firecrotch(PC term: Redhead) as some scenes in Resident evil 2 made it appear. His hair is debatably “blonde” but for me he will always have brown hair. Personality His smart-ass style humor is still present, his whiney ways have all but vanished. And frankly I miss that side of Leon. It was his endearing pussy bitchyness that made me like this character a lot. Yes, I am strange. NEW, ENHANCED ABILITIES! Leon is suddenly adept at amazing feats like moving in slow motion matrix style, hurling himself out of windows unnecessarily, ridiculous-karate-kicking, amazingly bad lines… I’d continue but this is literally inducing nausea on my part. I was wishing we'd get some more character development on Leon’s back story but the game developers didn’t want anything like a “plot” to get in the way of our target practice. That’s what people play video games for anyway, correct? Mindless action! Who cares about anything else!?

Leon's interactions with others

Ashley Graham I am going to pretend to be an objective person for a moment... Actually, no I wont. What else is there to say about Ashley Graham. She’s an ungrateful bitch that pretends to be chaste when she actually a nasty little hornball. For instance, if Leon is knocked under her skirt by an enemy she shouts some sort of girly protest about him being a pervert. I am sure the last thing Leon is thinking about while blood shoots profusely from his eyes is what color panties she has. But the moment she’s free from her stressful situation she asks Leon for some “overtime”. He denies her. Not out of being chaste to his lover girl, Ada. But because he didn’t want his cock to rot off in her cavernous twat. (For further evidence on that, when all was said in done he tried to get some from Hunnigan, did he not?) Did anyone else save the game, then shoot Ashley point blank before turning the game cube off just for the fun of it? ...don't deny it. Ada Wong This time around Ada is half Caucasian half Asian! Many people have told me she doesn't appear to me full Asian. This is of little consequence. Thanks to updated graphics Ada is even more gorgeous this time around. And naturally, even more femme fetal and mysterious. She continues to tease Leon and give him blue balls as we progress through the game. Luis Sera Luis and Leon interact very little throughout the game. The moments they do share together are some of the only interesting or “insightful” (I use this term loosely) moments in the game. For instance, we see Leon’s eyes look puppy-doggish when he tells Luis he was a police officer once in a wishful sort of way that reminds players of the more innocent character he was before, and perhaps he was thinking back on when he was young and idealistic and had no idea his life was going to take sure drastic and bizarre turns. It gives us a short break from mindlessly shooting things that come out from the bushes with pickaxes/bombs/arrows/rabid monkeys/ what have you. Jack Krauser This character was introduced so abruptly into the storyline he may as well have dropped down in front of Leon from a passing helicopter. We learn that he is a former acquaintance of Leon’s from when he was in government training. Exciting knife-fight ensues! Oh, the suspense! What more can I say about this guy? He’s a big asshole without much redeeming qualities other than the fact that…uh.. At this moment I pause to open an AIM conversation with a (male) friend: CorehardPOWA: krauser, isn't he topless for much of resident evil 4? TanoshiiAkuma: yuppers =3 TanoshiiAkuma: mmmmm TanoshiiAkuma: i mean yes CorehardPOWA: O.K CorehardPOWA: I had to list one redeeming quality, and I needed to be sure he was indeed topless CorehardPOWA: Thanks TanoshiiAkuma: mmmmm krauser CorehardPOWA: I am going to put this aim convo on my website, haha. There you have it. I was going to tell him, "Nigga, you gay." But he knows it. Thanks for the help, friend! Bitores Mendez I was actually a little disappointed to have to defeat this character. After all, when someone brings Rasputin back from the dead it’s a piece of History that shouldn’t so easily be blown away by a rifle! On a more serious note…nah, can’t be serious about this. Vomit. Vomit infinity. Ramon Salazar In a word, annoying. Pass me the rocket launcher please. The Merchant When he first opened his coat, I thought he was going to flash us. I may never get over the disappointment… Osmund Saddler My BUNNY SLIPPERS…no, the EMOs at your local MALL are more imposing than this villan. (If you are an emo kid reading this and think that means, "Wow, that means i'm imposing!" it does not. It means you need to please hurry and actually kill yourself and stop only making the threats to do so. Your parents will not cry, they will be relieved.) Ingrid Hunnigan Unnecessary add on. Somehow, someway, I really can’t explain it…but when this character told Leon she would pass him a GAME GUIDE…somehow this took me out of the experience and made me realize I am just a girl holding a controller and looking at the TV screen. Wow. (Note the sarcasm now if you did not already.) I could go on about how ridiculous this addition to the video game is, but why bother. After all, we’re talking about a video game where shooting crows yields glowing mounds of gold so lets not get too technical with this. Leon likes the sexy secretary look and displays this when he passes some flirty lines to her.

In short...

This game has Leon so I have to love it. It’s so bad it’s good. Very high camp in the same way the old 60s batman is high camp. This game has one many, many awards and I will grudgingly admit it is fun, but I wish more people would acknowledge this is a step down. A dull linear video game is still such even if it has orgasm educing beautiful graphics. Being mindless can be fun, yes, but I now wish for the series to go in a more intelligent direction where they surprise us with an interesting plot….an impossible wish but it shall remain a small one for me regardless.