1. Why do you call Leon a stupid looser pussy? He's the best character ever, and he killed zombies and blah blah, how can you call someone so brave and heroic and cool a stupid pussy?
My website, my opinion. Nothing you say will change it. And I don't think he's all that bad.
2. Your information is wrong. Leon is from blah blah and he does blah blah, I know so because I read it in the book. Why don't you change your information?
Because the book is not Capcom official fact. It's a work of fiction based on the games. And as such, the information is not always right. I want to try to stay as close to fact as I can.
3. Your information is wrong. Leon is from blah blah and he does blah blah, I know so because I read it in on "insert website here" or "insert merchandise here".
That website might be wrong, and even if the merchandise is official (and a lot of times it isn't) it can still be wrong (I saw a trading card that said Leon "ScOOt" Kennedy before...) They might also be foreign and the names and such differ from country to country (Leon is "Léon" in France, his middle name is "Sullivan" in Sweden)
4. When are you going to add this? Why didn't you add that already?
Maybe I don't feel like it. Or I don't have time. Or I was busy LIVING. Working on this website is not my first priority, sorry. I update enough as it is…
5. Leon's stupid! He's a pussy whiny asshole faggit queer looser and I hate him. Why did you make a website dedicated to him?
Because your mom tried to abort you when she found out she was pregnant but the doctors made a mistake and instead, you were born mentally retarded, and your mom NEVER loved you. That's why. It really is.
6 . Why do you hate Leon? How can you call yourself a Leon fan?
Leon sucks dick. I hate him. He's an ass. He's without a shadow of a doubt, the worse Resident Evil character. And that's I made this website dedicated to him. Because I hate him....man, you people are stupid...I fear for the fate of humanity as a species...
7. Make this, make that, do this, do that! Now, faster, do it now bitch!
I'm not your fucking slave. I am open to suggestions but the more you demand me to do shit for you the less likely I am to do it. And I don't do fucking requests unless you're my baby daddy and I love you (like Spud and
Nintendo, for example.)
8 . Why are you so mean! You hurt my feelings! I'm telling mommy! WAAAAAH!
Oh, but I'm not. You'll find I'm actually quite nice. I try to credit all my sources, and I like getting contributions and e-mail from sweet people like you. I love you...you fucking whores, all of you...fucking whores... :)
9. Can I write an article for your site? I have this COOL idea!
I appreciate your eagerness to contribute to my website, but I don't feel right using other people's things, except for little things like linking buttons. I like to write my own content. I'm not saying whatever you have to say isn't good or that my stuff is better, I just feel better do my own thang.
10. I have this totally hardcore idea for a section! Make it for me, it will be so cool!
Go ahead and tell me your idea, but unless it INSPIRES me to create, it wont be done. Sorry, but thanks for being so enthusiastic to create MY website for me...ass...I mean, you sweet little dear!
11. Did you know your layouts don't match?
....NO! Thank you for telling me! I'll get right to work to fix it...NOT...I didn't make the entire website have a consistent layout so when I get tired of the index the only page I'll have to change will be the index. There are too many sections for me to make everything consistent. I would NEVER update if I had to do that. That and hopefully the bright colors will give you assholes seizures! I'd laugh so hard I'd piss myself.
12. You have a typo there and the wrong header and this and that and blah!
I actually encourage these e-mails, thanks. Just don't be so obnoxious about it, damn! You pompous cocks. Chances are I KNOW there's some issues with headings 'cause I get lazy and copy and paste the code from one page to another instead of typing a new one sometimes 'cause I'm lazy and want to finish this shit quickly. Thank you SO much for trying to help me out, however.
13. Your info is wrong and I have proof!
Now this is what I love to read. When my stupid ass does my research wrong, correct me. That helps me look like less of a jackass! But please do send proof otherwise, how do I know you're not wrong too? Spanks to everyone who helped me correct shit I fuck up. Which is rarely, for I'm so sAmert that I RARELY fuck up! HAHAHA!
14. Where do you get your ideas?
My sick twisted mind. This is a fun outlet for me to let out all my perversions or whatever else my black little heart desires. It's no effort for me to spit this shit out. 'Tis much fun indeed. In fact I have TOO many ideas. This is bad thing, for I cannot choose what to do the majority of the time.
15.I miss 'insert old website section'! When are you going to put it back online? You need to put it back online!
It's gone because it SUCKED or I DON'T LIKE IT. Perhaps if a ALL MY VISITORS were ALL highly favorable of the section and they all want it back up, I'll consider it. But I usually get e-mails referring to some old obsquere creations that I took down because no one, including me, seemed to have commentary for anyway.
16.When are you going to put up an RE4 section or two or a billion?!
Wait for me the finish playing the game. But even when I'm finished, it doesn't mean I'm going to automatically go all out with the site and revamp the outdated content. It will be done at my own pase. You're all lucky though, 'cause lately I've been wanting to do website work. I just ask you to be patient. OR ELSE---
17.I don't get what your trying to say in some of the stuff on your website!
This question is always too broad, people need to be more specific for me to answer it. And not everything I type is a joke or has a deeper meaning. Just don't overanaylze everything- sheesh!! Is my website entitled, "The indepth Study of Leon Scott Kennedy III"? No, it's just shit. It's excrement from my brain!
If there's a question you still want answered, e-mail me ;], And thanks you EVER so much for reading the FAQ, thank you, thank you, thanks you! |