And so we have a brown face in survival horror who doesn't end up splattered all over the floor...though sometimes we wish he would
have. Introducing Carlos, the character we love to hate. You people don't know how I wanted to like him! Oh Carlos, I did try! My mind literally
blocked out his "All the Foxy girls love my accent, it drives them crazy." It wasn't until I played the game for the third time that I heard him
say it. I guess I thought he didn't say that. No...it's not... possible. Did my ears hear that!? No...no, they didn't. Don't e-mail me and tell me
otherwise because I won't believe you...
But Carlos and his happy lil' team of Mercanaries are my buddies. Umbrella hired cheap labor fresh from South America to do their dirty work. They are probably being payed 1peso a day for it. Carlos jumped at the oportunity, better than picking fruit in a South American Jungle, right? And before you call me a racist son of a bitch keep in mind that I am Puerto Rican and Méxican, and as such: able to get away with making comedy out of this. Funny: Who played the game? If you didn't, there's a large bell that blocks a door that leads outside. When you play as Jill and try to move the bell, you get a message saying something to the extent of "Someone with incredible strength could move the bell." (I'm not fucking around about the incredible strength part!). When you play as Carlos, you can move the bell with ease. So Carlos is a 19-year-old BADLY voiced reject with...incredible strength. He's only a little more usefull than Sherry was in Resident Evil 2. So WHY did I elect him as character of the moment. Did you guess it? Yeh...I'm very biased... BeSIDES, things could be WORSE. Picture this- bad Spanish sprinkled into Carlos' already horrific dialog. Spare me the thought of it!
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