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CAPCOM'S LEON
Naive
Stupid
Pitiful
Sluggish
Has no smell
Like a little boy |
S.D PERRY'S LEON
Witty
Smart
Comical
Energetic
Has a "clean, soapy smell"
Described by Ada as, "man enough" |
And now, for memorable non-intentionally nasty quotes. The dark gray table is the genuine book quote. The light gray is my stuff.
| (Claire) Twice in one night, what are the odds-? |
Dialog that inspires doujinshi writers everywhere. |
| (Ada) Ada decided to let Leon wake him up, she didn't want to seem overly eager, and if there was one thing she knew about men, it was that they were easier to handle when they thought they were in control. | And there was one thing she didn't know about Leon- he's not a man at all! |
| (Leon) He hadn't been sure before, but the helpless look she gave him cinched it; she was playing him, or trying to. | OOOh, Ada, you is a PLAYA! You bitch, you! |
| (Leon) For a few seconds he struggled to think of a polite way to get her to open up-then decided to hell with it; under the circumstances, social graces would have to be suspended. | Open up…THEM LEGS… |
| (Leon) He didn't doubt it-but he also didn't want to see her abilities tested. Granted, he was pretty untested himself… | Aw, it's his first time! Don't worry Leon, I'll go slow. |
| (Leon) And be honest with yourself, you lost Claire…you don't want to fail with Ada on top of all that. And you don't want to be alone. | Aw, Leon was so bad in the sack that he Claire left, and he doesn't want Ada to leave either. |
| The light, gentle touch surprised him- | …Ada continued to slowly stroke his…. |
| And sent an electric flutter through his belly, | Must have been something he ate. |
| An unexpected flush of warmth | In his pants |
| that left him feeling confused and uncertain. | Aw, he was a one-night-stand. Ada, you bitch, you! |
| (Leon) He managed to keep his reaction from showing, but just barely. | If this isn't obvious you've just flunked out of the Resident Evil school of perverted gamerboys. |
| Ada continued, frowning thoughtfully. "How about this- | Leon moaned in response. |
| (Leon) He wanted to protest, but the truth was, he couldn't make her do anything she didn't want to do- | Aw, he feels guilty. She really wants to give out and he's scared to accept the offer. She might have S.T.D.s or SARS. |
| (Leon) …Feeling awkward even thinking about it with her hand still on his… | Insert body part here |
| …as he pulled back, Ada pushed on the bar… | Dats da stuff! |
| Leon put his back into it… | Heh heh. |
| Ada took her panties off… | --and both of them recoiled back from the smell that bellowed out of the dark hole, a chocking, dark stench, of blood, piss, and vomit. |
| Sherry stood in Mr. Iron's office, rubbing her good luck pendant and wishing Claire would come back… | Replace good luck pendant with something else and you got something naughty. |
| Claire knelt in front of her, still smiling- | When a girl leans down in front of another girl it can only mean one thing… |
| "I'm twelve, you know, I'm not a baby." | Sherry trying to convince Claire she's old enough to give oral. |
| But I'm strong, I'm strong. And I can wait. | Sherry trying to convince herself she can go another couple of minutes without masturbating. |
| All at once, Bertolucci went limp | What could have been such a bad turn off? |
| (Ada) In fact, she'd never wanted anything quite so badly. | Come on Leon, just take her! |
| …reaching out with his free hand to touch her shoulder. "At least let me go first, okay?" "Fine," she said, sounding almost but no quite exasperated, "Lead the way." | Leon just didn't feel like a man with her leading all the damn time. |
| (Leon) A Dozen? Twenty? | Leon is pondering how many people Ada's slept with that same day. |
| Ada waited without speaking, though he could feel her impatience. | DAYUM, bitch, it doesn't take too long for him to get the condom on. He doesn't want whatever STD you got. |
| Ada, on the other hand…she was as calm and controlled as a veteran soldier, expressing nothing but a kind of irritable eagerness to get on with things-and if she appreciated his presence at all, she was taking great pains not to show it. | Yep, she's a veteran of fucking innocent virgin rookie cops. |
| Leon shut down his thinking and started moving again… | That's it, don't feel guilty, just take advantage of the opportunity… |
| (Ada) At least I don't have to be fake about being out of breath… | Ada was FAKING IT? Leon would be heart broken if he found out. |
| And then Leon was grabbing her… | Tits |
| (Ada) …it was a little thing, but in her experience, men generally responded well to the little things. | HER little PENIS? Well, if it's going up their ASS I'm sure they'd like it little. |
| (Leon) "Well, you're better than a lot of guys I graduated the academy with." | Leon's bi! Heehee, Ada's little penis will come in handy after all. |
| (Ada) Oh, Hell. The implant. | SHIT, Ada's breast implant came out again! |
| And the dozen or so crab-like creatures… | Came pouring out of Ada's vagina. GIRL, you need to wash yourself! Four words, Summer's Eve feminine wash. |
| Ada and Leon in a silent wave as the implant monster took one massive step forward, pulsing cords standing out on it's impossibly long, thick… | Couldn't possibly think of what to respond with! Can you? No? I thought so. |
| Ada jerked it… | Back and forth |
| Ada realized she could smell him, a clean, soapy smell, and pushed herself away. | Yeh, cheap motel soap. |
| (Ada) …and man enough to tell me he's unsure of his abilities. |
Ada admires Leon's honesty with these matters.
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Too lazy do more! Might do some if I wanna...
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