Updates- 2005

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December 23, 2005/10:30PM: Hillarious new comic at Dead Sexy comic at long last of the RE4 variety. Next I updated the updates section (Your looking at it) with a lovely new layout featuring Leon doing that sexy flipie thing with his hair. Slurp! I will continue working on revamping the info section to GORGEOUSNESS...so keep checking back!

October 10, 2005/2:05AM: Sacraficing sleep to update you so bitches better not say I never did nothing for you! New layout as previously stated and also, 6 doujinshi donations added, check it out and I think I'll add a couple more before I slumber. As usual MUCH more stuff to come. (3:02) Added two more scans fixed some errors...snore...

October 9, 2005/ 12ish: BELOVED TAY-CHAN made a gorgeous new layout for me! Yessuh it is gorgeous beyond reason! I will upload many more screen caps for RE4 and doujinshi donations and other sexyness people have been sending me, thanks a bunch! Click the mail icon above to send me more sex goods...more to come...

September 13, 2005/11:27AM: LOOKING AT THE CURRENT INDEX LAYOUT IS A BEEEEAST RAPING!!!! I need to create a little somethin' somethin' simple to keep my eyes from seeing that torture, oh man it BURNS it makes me loathe living! FUUUCK~~!!! So the lack of updates...I still can't get things to upload on my computer, sorry! I made a new index layout for the conijito main page and everything. Guess it's good it cant upload 'cause it's OOGLAY. Man everything I do is ugly lately. Also, was working three jobs and full time school for a little while there, and trying hard to get my heart broken-- yep..it's been gay, all of it. But I quit Sears so now it's down to two jobs and school which is very very manageable, I even have a couple hours to breathe sometimes (at the expense of losing sleep but hey...) oh, and I've been sick too. Yes, excuses excuses. Just updating you guys on why there is no updates. NATRUALLY, since all this trouble is occuring for me perhaps someone will help me out by sending a little SOMETHIN SOMETHIN' cute little temp layout for me 'till I get things straight? YeS? Yes? More to come...

August 31, 2005/5:49PM: OUCH there's a fucking huge eyelash in my eye and it hurts like hell..where was I? For some reason I cannot access my FTP shit to upload anything with on my computer, but I can access it from my college campus computer-- this, I do not comprehend. Sorry for the downtime, my server was switching and doing some junk. I hope to update soon, just letting you bitches know I'm not going anywhere, this website isn't going anywhere. Just some run of the mill server problems. 4 minutes to class, gotta RUuUUn...UNTIL NEXT TIME...

August 04, 2005/7:30AM: -Yaaawn- my eyes are burnin'. Hello folks. I don't know how you people can read this updates, I took a quick scroll through them and there's a trillion typos. Maybe because I always type the updates when I'm DEAD FUCKING TIRED--- where was I? Okay, so most of you have been very sweet but some of you are wondering where the updates went. My old computer took THE BIG SLEEP. It will soon be retired to the closet or something. I hAve no come into possesion of a new MUCH BETTER computer- I have windows XP AT LAST, WOWZA! I will contiue to keep back up files so I wont end up heart broken if THIS computer dies too, however. So now you all know why I haven't been online, answering e-mails, updating, etc.

Right now I'm DYING to make some new better layouts and such but this computer is virginal with ZIP on it, I need to upload my hundreds of fonts, PSP, and all my other favorite junks. Rock on. So first I'll get my computer in order, then I'll try to recover some old stuff, and THEN you people WILL be seeing progess again...the ones of you that still care. Poison, etc. I'll just write my ideas, update content and such joys while I get my system in working order. So stay tuned folks. And I will close with my usual plea, if you bizzles have anything to donate do not hesitate to hit me up with some goodness, thank you.

May 19, 2005/8:18PM: I hurried up and uploaded a really shitty quickie layout for the index while I cook up something with a little more...SHAZAM, know what I mean ya fucks? Sure you don't...ANYWAY...the answer to all your querstions about updates it that after having all the progress I had for this dump obliterated I'm reluctant to continue. Regardless, updates will resume. I suppose I will start with uploading all the wonderful screen caps that everyone sent to me (which I still have 'cause I didn't delete the messages from hotmail) and of cource, I've still lost countless fanart pieces, doppleganger submissions, etc. etc. etc. - so much crap, so if ANYONE HAS ANYTHING AT ALL to donate (as in media, info, suggestions, doujinshi scans, manga scans, sexy leon lookalikes to do my bidding...), please send it and thanks for your support etc. etc.

April 13, 2005/10:23AM: RAWRR....I tried to add a message last night via my new (not not improved, oh no...) harddrive but that was not destined to be. I had typed a book- which I will try my luck at uploading later. In any case, the school computer should now allow me to make a quick summary of the original message.

No updates 'cause I've been outta town, schoolness, workness, computer died, lost ALL the updates that I'd been working on for months but hadn't uploaded, funds for website might die, lost some shit people have sent me, so yes...evil...but I shall prevail. I go home and eat now.

11:05AM: I was able to retrieve the update from last night, red it below if you dare.

April 12, 2005/9:15PMIt's been a month and 11 days since the last update. GET OVER IT. Ha... There are various factors affecting this and some that really can't be changed, sadly. Be prepared to read a book.

For one, I was out of town in NY for a bit. I'll be going out of town again this weekend... and, well, I'm going out of town a lot. Fun fun.

School is being bitchy and I have a lot of stuff to do for it. I'm also trying to get more involved with the school newspaper as I lend my hardcoreness to their humor columns and comic book sections.

Work and trying hard looking for new work. That's a problem facing this website and my whole network, if money issues make me have to let this baby go, well, what can I do, man? Lots of people have poped up and said, "I'll help ya, Van!" Yeh, no dinero for Van yet. But people HAVE been sending me lots of wonderful Leon multimedia...more on that next..

AND I still use windows 98 and it's shitty and I hate it. My old computer which was holding ALLL the progress I'd spent months on for MIU, new hillarious sections, media sent by fans, old shizzle, LOTS of content, new designs, image galleries in the works, you F-IN name it boys and gals, I had so much in the works and even completed for MIU but my computer was soooo slow that I couldn't upload it. Working on that shit alone was a pain. But one night, when I had just finished my 1700 word essay on how politics and religion affect mesopotamian and egyptian architecture and went to print it, MY COMPUTER DIED! Totally died, I lost so much! Articles, programs, so much website shit, old layouts that need to be archived, portfolios, aw man! And many epopel ask now, "well didn't you have back up discs!?" yeh, well, they were deleted, man. And not by me, either. Dear 'ol Dad. And then some others well, fucked up. So yeh, I was super upset but this has happened to me MAAAAAAAAAAANY times! And I'll have to get up and rebuild..AGAIN...I just want a reliable system that never crashes! UGH!

And then those meaningless family squables and personal issues, same 'ol same 'ol...

So please be patient yet again. The RE4 section was nearly complete, oh woe is me. OH, and I lost so much of the prettiest fans have sent MIU!!! NOOOO! I lost losta fanart, so many excellent doujinshi scans for my gallery, doppleganger, info, you name it, I lost A LOT! BUT people are sending a lot, too, how generous. I still have caps and such to add which are in the hotmail foler, and I and still avaliable for my usage, yippe skippie, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. So, as per usual, send all fanart, info, cosplay (that's right, i had an awesome leon cosplay section completed, but now..haha, gone forever), urr, screencaps, etc, to me at hotmail or if you encounter probs with that (I get so much mail on that account that when I don't check it for a couple days, sometimes hotmail automatically deletes it, or..does something to it, I dunno but I know there's problems!) you can abuse my college e-mail account here. And if you really love me and this website or one or the other or whatever, you can HELP ME while I try to get situated. Thanks for reading! It's amazing if you made it this far. So just...be patient and more shizzle is on the way fer rizzle.

March 1, 2005/11:15AM: It's actually Feb 28 but it's close enough to March 1, dadsnamit! I'm tired and lazy and it pains me to even type this much, you're all lucky I even uploaded that lazy fucking layout. Ugh. I shall add more to it laters...yes... laters -snoore-...oh, yeh, where was I? Uhm.. -snoooore-- ah, I'm writing up lots of cool shit for the new info section which will yet again have info from re2, the novel , gaiden, the tiny bit of CV Leon was included in, the comic books, various doujinshi typecasts leon is unfortunate enough to end up in , relationships, theories, etc! Hardcore! I've even come up with an idea on how to make a convient new design for it all. Yes. Rock on, I know you're all salivating waiting for it to come, rubbin' you're erections like the 12-year-old horny boys that you are... eventually I'll make a check-list and check off the shiznat that I finish and post it online so you can see the progress...-yawn- oh, AND THANKS EVERYONE who has sent me stuff, I have a shitload of re4 pics on the way! WooooO! And awesome fanart and cosplay section on the way too, and I made some more deadsexy editions! But...for now I'm t too lazy and tired...to...type...on....stay posted...

February 18, 2005/12:16AM: School got out early today. Joy for you, now I have time for a quickie update. I put up a simple donation page... the reasons why are listed there, I wanted to make a better design for it, neh...perhaps later. It's also linked on the index under help MIU. It's a serious plee, folks. Without some help you'll come visit and get...well, nothing, because the website will be offline. Dee horra. I went to two different temp agencies and have been browsing along filling out applications for weeks. My current job has cut back my hours too, yikes. Naturally I have money in the bank but I must save it, and I also need to go around collecting from the bitches who owe moi money (never going to lend money to friends again- EVER. fuck them.) so...yep, you're help is needed. More screencaps and images will be added, new sections, new info, etc. is ON ZE WAY! so keep checking back!!!

February 15, 2005/5:16PM: No real update, but a lot of people read the last update apparently because for the past two weeks my inbox has been filled to the brim with lovely donations, lovely screencaps and Leon galore. Joy. Those shall be added in due time. Just letting all know I appreciate it and that I WILL be adding them all, although not all in one night like I'd hope to... 15 minutes 'till class starts, what was I going to type? Oh yes, the resident evil four information is underway and I am updating the Re2 information. I started by designing two seperate sections, one for re4 and one for re2 but then I realized most of the information I have pertains to the BOTH versions of Leon...yep, so perhaps I will combine them all. Typing up all the information is no sweat but I'm having trouble designing a better layout for the information. My insides yearn to use frames- but frames be evil because losers link to pages WITHIN the frames so I have to find a way to be just as awesome with tables...bleh. Bleck. Etc. I also created some funnyness with re4 screencaps for deadsexy...which also need to be added. And I'm going to make a cosplay section since I have quite a few pics of leon cosplayers (none of which particularly LOOK like him...) which I'm tempted to add to humor like the mean little bitch that I am. Yar. Yes, but also...uhm...what was I thinking? Oh, and I have 3 new affiliates to add! I'd do it right now but I'm on the school computer and the clock is tickin' till I have to run my little ass across the economics... wow...etc. etc. Just letting you all know that MORE HARDCORE SHIZNIT IS ON THE WAY WITH EXPLOISONS!!! Yeh, mother fuck, EXPLOSIONS!! AHAHAHAHAA...HA...ha....fuck you all. And PLEASE don't hesitate to hit me up with info, images, fanart, what have you...my life depends on it, save me, SAVE ME... send them on ova!! and now...I leave thee all to perish...neh....

March 1, 2005/11:15AM: It's actually Feb 28 but it's close enough to March 1, dadsnamit! I'm tired and lazy and it pains me to even type this much, you're all lucky I even uploaded that lazy fucking layout. Ugh. I shall add more to it laters...yes... laters -snoore-...oh, yeh, where was I? Uhm.. -snoooore-- ah, I'm writing up lots of cool shit for the new info section which will yet again have info from re2, the novel , gaiden, the tiny bit of CV Leon was included in, the comic books, various doujinshi typecasts leon is unfortunate enough to end up in , relationships, theories, etc! Hardcore! I've even come up with an idea on how to make a convient new design for it all. Yes. Rock on, I know you're all salivating waiting for it to come, rubbin' you're erections like the 12-year-old horny boys that you are... eventually I'll make a check-list and check off the shiznat that I finish and post it online so you can see the progress...-yawn- oh, AND THANKS EVERYONE who has sent me stuff, I have a shitload of re4 pics on the way! WooooO! And awesome fanart and cosplay section on the way too, and I made some more deadsexy editions! But...for now I'm t too lazy and tired...to...type...on....stay posted...

February 18, 2005/12:16AM: School got out early today. Joy for you, now I have time for a quickie update. I put up a simple donation page... the reasons why are listed there, I wanted to make a better design for it, neh...perhaps later. It's also linked on the index under help MIU. It's a serious plee, folks. Without some help you'll come visit and get...well, nothing, because the website will be offline. Dee horra. I went to two different temp agencies and have been browsing along filling out applications for weeks. My current job has cut back my hours too, yikes. Naturally I have money in the bank but I must save it, and I also need to go around collecting from the bitches who owe moi money (never going to lend money to friends again- EVER. fuck them.) so...yep, you're help is needed. More screencaps and images will be added, new sections, new info, etc. is ON ZE WAY! so keep checking back!!!

February 15, 2005/5:16PM: No real update, but a lot of people read the last update apparently because for the past two weeks my inbox has been filled to the brim with lovely donations, lovely screencaps and Leon galore. Joy. Those shall be added in due time. Just letting all know I appreciate it and that I WILL be adding them all, although not all in one night like I'd hope to... 15 minutes 'till class starts, what was I going to type? Oh yes, the resident evil four information is underway and I am updating the Re2 information. I started by designing two seperate sections, one for re4 and one for re2 but then I realized most of the information I have pertains to the BOTH versions of Leon...yep, so perhaps I will combine them all. Typing up all the information is no sweat but I'm having trouble designing a better layout for the information. My insides yearn to use frames- but frames be evil because losers link to pages WITHIN the frames so I have to find a way to be just as awesome with tables...bleh. Bleck. Etc. I also created some funnyness with re4 screencaps for deadsexy...which also need to be added. And I'm going to make a cosplay section since I have quite a few pics of leon cosplayers (none of which particularly LOOK like him...) which I'm tempted to add to humor like the mean little bitch that I am. Yar. Yes, but also...uhm...what was I thinking? Oh, and I have 3 new affiliates to add! I'd do it right now but I'm on the school computer and the clock is tickin' till I have to run my little ass across the economics... wow...etc. etc. Just letting you all know that MORE HARDCORE SHIZNIT IS ON THE WAY WITH EXPLOISONS!!! Yeh, mother fuck, EXPLOSIONS!! AHAHAHAHAA...HA...ha....fuck you all. And PLEASE don't hesitate to hit me up with info, images, fanart, what have you...my life depends on it, save me, SAVE ME... send them on ova!! and now...I leave thee all to perish...neh....

Janurary 31, 2005/9:22PM: I could have studied. I could have gone to the bank. I could have cleaned. But look! A new layout for man in uniform instead! Is it not...sexy...I made a different version of it today while brainstorming which I will post in the layout section later on tonight. Don't worry- the obnoxious pink wont last longer than February...I hope...so I should start working on a new layout now- har. I'm actually tempted (and have been for a while) to have a contest asking webmasters to make a new layout for MIU- non frames (I LOVE to work with frames, super easy to make a hardcore design super fast- but I have to break out of it because search engines and people link inside my frames all the time! Disgusting!) and it has to be consistent for the whole site. Yeh...I doubt anyone will be up for it. I don't know if I'll ever make a consistent design for the website, but if I do it will take a while. But my content has a unity in it's "FUCK YOU BITCH"ness, and that's what counts. I think tonight I'm going to make a new layout for the FUN section because I REALLY -REALLY -REALLY HATE IT! I either make a new one or improve on the subpages...and do something about those polls! They're nearly three years old! Aah...but it's nice to be able to update and write NEW content on a NEW game again, all those rehashes. Neh. So I'll be adding loads of more information and I have plenty of ideas for an entire section dedicated to Resident Evil 4 (I've forgotten a few, but yes...damn me for not writing them down as a I get them...) so as always, stay tuned. Much more to come, my pets... oh, and SEND ME DONATIONS, info, screencaps, images, fanart, I want it all. All your contributions help. And yes, I HAVE recieved all the leon dopplegangers, leon cosplay, leon images, leon doujinshi scans, and leon fanart (harddrive crash made me lose some fanart, sorry! do resubmit them!) I have now well over 7 megabites of donations for the website that I need to add! It's deplorable! But I WILL add them and do send more..yes...and that is all. Happy Valentine time, looks like my resident evil valentines will be coming in handy let again! oh...I should link that @ the index...totally appropriate...

January 18, 2005/8:28PM: Added three more questions to the FAQS, hopefully it will answer the questions people have been asking me a lot lately. I'll repeat one here for the record, - NO, I HAVEN'T FINISHED PLAYING RE4 BECAUSE IMMA GONNA TAKE MY TIME WITH IT!! And the RE4 updates for the site aint coming 'till I'm done with the game 'cause I don't want to spoil it for myself- and PLEASE stop e-mailing me spoilers. So yeh, more to come as always. This website is a major work in progess YET AGAIN...

January 17, 2005/8:45PM: RE4 screencaptures are online thanks to Gaby, who donated them to me. I haven't finished playing the game yet but I've been keeping a "journal" of the progress and may publish that in due time. I want to make ONE nice, clean, cohesive layout for the joint...one day...or at the very least update the ones that are pissing me off like the index and the fun sections. This website needs tons of work. Hiss. I promised to update my entire network at least once a week, so MIU shall probably be seeing more and more updates. Do keep coming back now. Also, this has no relevance to resident evil but I just put another website up today and fans of ME in general (if you EXIST..ahahaha...) can view it here, it's a parody of teaching/parenting aids type things. Joy.

January 11, 2005/5:18PM:*YAAAAWN!* Hello all. I am tired. Anywho...I am making updates for the website on the campus computer. I have tried time and time again to create an RE4 section (completed one or two, actually) and every time some information becomes outdated! Ugh! I made lots of notes on scrap paper (people's old reciets...haa) at work for an RE4 section a couple days ago but didn't end up transfering them to HTML. So it seems I'm a little late to jump on the ball for this. Some people have been saying RE4 comes out today. Or yesterday, the 13th or the 12th perhaps. I don't really know, Rhino video games in the mall said the 13th. I asked a friend to check for me while I was at school but she doesn't know shit about videogames or who sells them. Yeh. Whatever. I was actually told by a Rhino worker than he'd let me come pick it up ahead of time, but I forgot. Woops. Whatever. It's all still confusing to me. I've been out of the ball park with this shit for too long and then I get massive amounts of e-mails about it, why!? MAN...you people are annoying. So, what's the updates then you ask? Well...I HAVE been working on a resident evil four section and you can expect it today or tomorrow. To answer all your questions- I WILL update Leon's NEW information presented by the new game in the information sections about him. I'm going to redesign the site but I can't seem to make anything I like. This website gives me layout block. But now I must be off, for class awaits. Meh to you all. Be patient for me, lots of things in life have left my brain scrambled.

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